SOLD OUTA KALSHI INVENTIONNOW WITH 9000BLOCKS HIS MANY NICKNAMESAS SEEN ON TVONLY 23 MADENOT AVAILABLE WORLDWIDEBROUGHT TO YOU BY KALSHI
SOLD OUTA KALSHI INVENTIONNOW WITH 9000BLOCKS HIS MANY NICKNAMESAS SEEN ON TVONLY 23 MADENOT AVAILABLE WORLDWIDEBROUGHT TO YOU BY KALSHI
Attention sports fansAinvention

Are you tired ofhearing about thegreatest basketballplayer of all time?

The King Blocker 9000: a black shield with an orange basketball face, a red light and a kickstandSold out!

Only23Made!

It really works!!

Where he goes. What team he's playing for this season. What ridiculous new product he's endorsing.

Then you need the

KingBlocker9000

  • Mutes any mention of Blocked
  • Blocks his many nicknames, like King Blocked,
    LBBlocked and The Chosen Blocked.
  • Advanced breakthrough technology
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How Does It Work?

AdvancedBreakthroughTechnology!

The King Blocker 9000, front view

Basketball-Grade Orange

Red Light Means It’s Working!

Says ‘9000’ right on it!

Kickstand! Stands Up All By Itself

Mutes
“His”
Name

The instant anyone on TV says Blocked, the King Blocker 9000 cuts the audio. Pregame. Postgame. The pregame show about the postgame show.

Blocks
every
nickname

King Blocked.
LBBlocked.
The Chosen Blocked.

If a broadcaster can think of it, it's already blocked.

Works on
every
channel

Sports. News. Morning shows. Late-night shows. Commercials for those shows. Commercials for commercials.

Updates
itself
overnight

New team?
New nickname?
New endorsement?

The King Blocker 9000 is already on it. That's what the red light is for.

Coming soon

To a TV near you

As seen onTV

Our product specialist explains the advanced breakthrough technology in just 30 seconds. Turn your sound on. Don’t worry, the name is already muted.

Results may vary. Results will not vary.

There’s gotta bea better way!

Before: a man on his couch covers his ears while a sports talk show playsBefore

Hour four of a pregame show about one guy

After: the same man relaxes and smiles, with a King Blocker 9000 next to the TVAfter

Ahh. Just basketball.

And now, a word from our sponsor

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Real people.Real silence.

“My husband and I can finally watch the game together. We just sit there in silence. It’s beautiful.”
Denise R.Tulsa, OK
“I watched an entire pregame show. It was four minutes long. Thumbs up!”
Gary M.Dover, DE
“I didn’t know the other team had players! Turns out there are like 10 of them.”
Marcus T.Fresno, CA
“It blocked my nephew Blocked all through Thanksgiving. Five stars.”
Tammy L.Boca Raton, FL

*Dramatization. Not actual customers. These people do not exist.

But waitThere’s more!

Too late! All 23 are sold out!

The sweepstakes ended November 2, 2026.

  • +A second King Blocker 9000 for the bedroom TVNot included
  • +The King Blocker 9000 travel pouch (it’s a sock)Not included
  • +A laminated card that says “I don’t want to talk about it” for when you’re out at a barNot included

Thanks for entering!

Winners will be notified on or about November 4.

Sold out!

Sold out!

All 23 King Blocker 9000s are spoken for. The sweepstakes ended November 2, 2026 at 11:59 PM PT, and winners will be notified on or about November 4. Thanks for entering! Operators are still standing by.*

1. How many TVs need protecting?
2. Pick your color
3. Pick your shipping

None of the above affects your entry or your prize. We just like forms.

Your total: $0.00

See the Official Rules.

No purchase necessary. Open to legal U.S. residents 21+, excl. MI, NV, WA. Ends 11/2/26. Official Rules: kalshi.com/rules/king-blocker-9000-terms

*There are no operators.

Questions? We’ve got answers!

Q:Does it work on podcasts?+−
Yes. Most basketball podcasts now run about six minutes.
Q:Will it block other players?+−
No. Meet the rest of the league. They've been there the whole time.
Q:What if he gets a new nickname?+−
The King Blocker 9000 updates itself overnight. That's what the red light is for. We think.
Q:Can I turn it off?+−
No.
Q:It blocked my cousin Blocked.+−
Known issue. Sorry, Blocked.
Q:How many are there?+−
23. Exactly 23. We counted twice.
Q:Who makes this?+−
Kalshi. The King Blocker 9000 is a Kalshi invention.
Q:Where can I buy one?+−
You can't. They were never for sale, and the sweepstakes for the 23 ended November 2, 2026. Winners are drawn at random from eligible entries. Official Rules
Q:Can I still enter?+−
No. Entries closed November 2, 2026 at 11:59 PM PT.
Q:When are winners picked?+−
Winners are drawn at random from eligible entries and notified on or about November 4.
Q:What do I do while I wait?+−
The NBA season is on Kalshi. Trade the NBA →
The King Blocker 9000, up close

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out

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No purchase necessary. Open to legal U.S. residents 21+, excl. MI, NV, WA. Ends 11/2/26. Official Rules

18+ only. Restrictions and eligibility requirements apply. Event contract trading involves significant risk and may not be suitable for all investors. Prices, values, and available markets may differ from those shown. Certain products may not be available in all jurisdictions. For more information see kalshi.com/regulatory.

The King Blocker 9000 is a novelty item made for a Kalshi commercial. Only 23 exist, and they are not for sale. Testimonials are dramatizations, and the people shown do not exist.

A production ofOfficial RulesRegulatory information